That's right, you heard it. You make me fat, you make me more hungry, you taste really delicious, but have no nutritional value. In fact, you are bad for me.
So this is it... we're done, it's over, I'm not going to take you back, period.
You will still exist in my refrigerator at home, however you will not be consumed by me. I will lose weight, look better and feel better. You will not tempt me in the afternoons at work in the soda machine... even if my company provides free sodas.
sorry things didn't work out. I'm no longer 12 years old and can't metabolize your empty calories when I'm 31 years old.
So, as soon as I finish this last sip of you... we are finished!
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